St. Louis area and the amazing binary weather system.

Here in the St. Louis area we have a binary weather system. That is, it's either hot or cold. Seasons? We've heard of them, but many of us believe they are only myths created with the sole purpose of taunting us. No our weather consists of us getting up in the morning and seeing whether it is going to be hot or cold. That is our weather systems. Either it's hot or it's cold. Period.

Now of course, I'm oversimplifying things a bit. It's a bit more complicated than that as you can guess. You see, there is rain. This consists of it's either raining or it's not. You can predict all you want. Use advanced weather radar coupled with prediction software or one of the fortune telling machines at the carnival. It all boils down to this; either it will rain or it won't most of the time. Rarely though, we'll get thrown a bit of curve ball. The weather will start raining, only to decide it doesn't feel like it after all and stop. Then sometimes it will do the opposite and ruin a perfectly good day by randomly pissing down rain. One can usually trigger the latter by washing their car.

I also feel it necessary to admit that we do have seasons here. The consist of that time of year when it's always fucking cold. That time of year when it's cold in the morning, hot in the afternoon, and then cold once again at night. And then that time of year where it's always fucking hot.

Of course we could get into the humidity but I think I've subjected you all to enough weather for one post.

Oh and since I just watched the movie again tonight, remember don't forget your towel and above all else DONT PANIC.